Driving to work today, my eyes saw the flashing turn signal and the red brake lights on the car in front of me.  My brain, however, experienced a delayed  reaction and I had to slam on the brakes and slightly swerve to avoid hitting the car.  I am convinced that I will be pulled over someday soon and what will I be ticketed for?

Driving under the influence of sleep deprivation.

Not good.  Must figure out some way to get more sleep in order to avoid future mishaps such as this.